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New York State Of Mind

Happy 3rd Anniversary to my mister (Nov. 29th). He bought this sleeper on our honeymoon in New York. Proving that we did, indeed, put SOME forethought into having this child.

The Mister and Esmé staying warm while the cousins look at Christmas lights outside.

And the winner is...

And this, dear Heather, is why I started my family a decade after you. If you ask me, this technology was worth it. 'Cause seriously all you do is swipe the bebe's forehead to get an accurate temperature. My pediatrician uses this in his office so I had to get me one. Seriously the best baby gadget ever. EVER.

A Message For The North Pole

Dear Santa,

I may deserve coal this Christmas. I have been VERY naughty in keeping my parents up late and constantly pooping in my pants. However, if I promise to do better, maybe you can bring me a Kitty-Carry-All doll or cool new outfit.

Hee Haw & Merry Christmas,

Esmé